According to her, she didn’t want her children to take her husband’s genes, because he was short, bald and his family had traces of ancestral madness.
Dear men;
I heard DNA now ranges from between 50-100k.
You don’t need to inform your wife – just take strands of your children’s hair while they are asleep and present them at the hospital.
There’s a huge chance that more than half of your children are not yours.